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Hey, I'm treacle!
Other apps make you
swipe
. I'm going to make you
think
.
First,
basics
so I'm not matching a
ghost
...
First and Last Name
*
Date of Birth
*
Social media (Instagram, LinkedIn, Other)
*
What is your WhatsApp number? (I will contact you via WhatsApp to make the matches)
*
"I am a"
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"I am a"
A
Man
B
Woman
C
Non-binary
"I am looking for"
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"I am looking for"
A
Men
B
Women
C
Everyone
Where do you live? (City & Neighbourhood)
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Okay. Now the grey areas. Life isn't a yes/no, so I need context.
The ex. Be honest - are they still in the picture?
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The ex. Be honest - are they still in the picture?
A
Yes, we're best friends
B
Civil but distant
C
Scorched earth, fully blocked
D
It's... complicated (situationship vibes)
If your partner voted differently to you last time, is that a dealbreaker?
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If your partner voted differently to you last time, is that a dealbreaker?
A
Yes, we couldn't share a life
B
No, I like the debate
C
I honestly don't care
A social cigarette is different from a pack a day. Where's your line?
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A social cigarette is different from a pack a day. Where's your line?
A
Zero tolerance - even a vape is a no
B
Social smoking is fine
C
I smoke, so I don't care
Kids. Where do you stand?
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Kids. Where do you stand?
A
Never
B
Maybe/Open to it
C
Want them
D
Have them
London is huge. How far will you actually travel for a Tuesday date?
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London is huge. How far will you actually travel for a Tuesday date?
A
Only Zone 1-3
B
Anywhere inside the M25
C
No limit - love ignores zones
Anything else you want to tell me is a no go for you (don't worry, I don't judge)
Now I want your default settings. Some quick-fire scenarios. Don't overthink it.
Flight cancelled. No hotel. What do you do?
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Flight cancelled. No hotel. What do you do?
A
Planner - I'm already booking and fixing it.
B
Zen - we go to the bar and figure it out later
C
Panic - I'm stressed, I need you to lead
We're arguing. I raise my voice. What happens?
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We're arguing. I raise my voice. What happens?
A
You match me - we both get loud
B
You shut me down - "we'll talk when you're calm"
C
You cry - you feel it immediately
You've been seeing someone for 3 weeks. You text at 7pm.
It's 11pm. Still nothing. What does your brain do?
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You've been seeing someone for 3 weeks. You text at 7pm. It's 11pm. Still nothing. What does your brain do?
A
"They're busy, I'm busy"
B
I re-read my text 5 times
C
Cool, I'm done
You win 50 million tomorrow, tax-free. You never have to work again. What life do you choose?
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You win 50 million tomorrow, tax-free. You never have to work again. What life do you choose?
A
The Empire - I still build things, my name ends up on buildings
B
The Ghost - cabin, nature, books, no signal
C
The Saint - philanthropy, fixing things, causes
Since you're here, I know you're into fitness. But I want to know why you actually show up to work out
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Since you're here, I know you're into fitness. But I want to know why you actually show up to work out
A
Aesthetics - I want to look good naked
B
Sanity - If I don't move, my brain melts
C
Community - I go for the people and the shakes
Now rank these, top to bottom.
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Now rank these, top to bottom.
1
Career
1
Fitness
1
Social Life
Quick check: did this feel more intentional than Hinge/Tinder/Raya (other dating apps you've used)?
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Quick check: did this feel more intentional than Hinge/Tinder/Raya (other dating apps you've used)?
A
Yes, very much
B
Somewhat yes
C
No it didn't
Thank you. I've got everything that I need. I'll start searching for you and will come back to you soon so keep your eyes out for me to contact you.
Oh, just one more thing I'd love to know, tell me how you got here:
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Oh, just one more thing I'd love to know, tell me how you got here:
A
Instagram
B
I scanned the QR code
C
A friend told me about it
D
Other (tell me below)
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